The Happy Huntress

Oregon. 18. Female.

I'm tactless and uncouth, deal with it

A mom got arrested for letting her son (who appears to be at least 10) cross a street and go to a park he uses to get to school for a few hours. She’s charged with felony child neglect. Even though the kid was in touch via cell phone and was on his way home.

Anonymous said: I have a Sphynx! Here's the skinny: It will never stop eating, never shut up, and never leave your side. It will find every piece of dirt in your house and roll in it, and will leave pawprints on every polished surface in your home. You will also experience the magic of cat acne. DESPITE ALL THIS: My Sphynx is the light of my life, and if you have the time and attention to devote (and don't mind pawprints literally EVERYWHERE)... Sphynx are amazing companions, IMO. :)

There’s a reason they’re called “Naked Climbers”

http://animalwelfarists.tumblr.com/post/93467572100/animalwelfarists-my-cat-just-caught-a-field

animalwelfarists:

My cat just caught a field mouse.

I’m watching Dexter and I hear him skidding around in the hall so I look up then I see him run after small and dark in my room. He catches it and carries it into the living room where I make him drop it, and then I realize it’s a real live…

At least call the vet that has his records and ask if his shots are up to date and if the cat should come in for boosters of anything. Mice carry a fuckton of diseases, so it’s waaaaay better safe than sorry

Choir people might get this

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theprophetofboxes:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Super Cold Hot Dog


Human Cop That Gets Away With Murder

theprophetofboxes:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Super Cold Hot Dog

Human Cop That Gets Away With Murder

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bedsider:

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If you want to bone up *pun totally intended* on your condom knowledge even further, check out this article by Melissa White, CEO and Founder of Lucky Bloke, and find out how much more there is to love about latex (and non-latex).

bedsider:

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If you want to bone up *pun totally intended* on your condom knowledge even further, check out this article by Melissa White, CEO and Founder of Lucky Bloke, and find out how much more there is to love about latex (and non-latex).

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“I have an idea
an alternative to oral sex
floral sex
the person receiving takes off as much clothes as they are comfortable with and their partner draws nice flowers on them and compliments their body so they feel pretty”

—   Paisley (via oopsfuck)

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queenelinor:

We may be small in numbers, but we stand for something bigger than anything the world can pin against us (x)

WHY ARE TOOTHLESS’ EYES SO SCARY

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twistedviper:

missmeaganlouise:

You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:

“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)

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swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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They’re probably barriers so stupid people can’t drive their cars into the storefront

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