The Happy Huntress

Oregon. 18. Female.

I'm tactless and uncouth, deal with it

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I just woke up from a dream that i was in class at my high school. I graduated last year. In the middle of class an announcement came on that a bomb threat had been called in and they found a nuclear bomb in the school. Everybody got outside and started going home and I frantically was trying to find my car by making the lock thing beep and I couldn’t find it and I got more and more frustrated and panicked.
I have never ever had a dream like this before what the heck does this mean

thefleetstreetvicomte:

peterjoback:

night in the museum 3 is gonna be coming out soon so we’ll have one more chance to see him but i feel like im gonna cry every time he’s on screen

oh god, I didn’t even think about that. I’ll be a mess!

Oh fuck I didn’t even realize there was a third movie coming out

(via jeccycka)

bigcatawareness:

project-respawn:

Tiger.

Cheetah.

That’s not even remotely close to a tiger

bigcatawareness:

project-respawn:

Tiger.

Cheetah.

That’s not even remotely close to a tiger

alternative-pokemon-art:

Artist

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via superninjallama)

awwww-cute:

You’re Hired!

awwww-cute:

You’re Hired!

(via thecockmeister)

leonerdnimoy:

whowasntthere:

lunulata:

emperor-shatterfingers:

hyenas, terrifying and excellently organized predators of the savannah

also surprisingly docile and like neck scritches and have a tail chasing compulsion

if you don’t think hyenas are great then you’re objectively wrong

Aaaahhh, I love hyenas. :D

Hyenas: Always getting a bad rap because lions are jerks. Lions actually steal from hyenas most of the time because hyenas are the better predators — but they’re also very skittish when faced with a giant pride of cats. Adorable babies!

Okay, lemme tell you about spotted hyenas, aka the BAMFiest BAMFs in the animal kingdom.

  1. Their societies are entirely female-dominated. Female hyenas are larger and stronger than males and have higher social status in clan hierarchy - even the lowest-ranking female in a hyena clan is higher up the social ladder than the highest-ranking male. They’re basically the Amazons of the animal world. The females even have false penis-like appendages (which are essentially large clitorises), which led the ancient Greeks to think that hyenas were hermaphrodites. Because fuck your narrow human perceptions of sex and gender roles, that’s why.
  2. They are considered the dominant predators of the African savannah, despite not being the largest or strongest, because they are the most successful hunters. Their hunting success rate is estimated to be about 70-80%, meaning that they catch about 70-80% of prey they pursue - a freakishly high statistic (to compare, the success rate of lions and wolves is about 20-30%). They also scavenge much less than lions do, as whowasntthere said, and are incredibly adaptable and opportunistic predators, meaning that they are also the most common and widespread of the large African carnivores. That’s not too bad for an animal typecast as a lazy scavenger.
  3. Their jaws are some of the strongest in the animal kingdom, stronger than those of lions, tigers, wolves or perhaps bears, and can crush elephant and giraffe bones; hyenas are also able to digest all bone matter. Don’t tell me that’s not metal as fuck.
  4. Despite looking like dogs, they are not part of the dog family and are actually more closely related to cats. Because fuck your logic. Nature does what it wants.
  5. They are incredibly intelligent. They are easily as intelligent as primates and some scientists claim that their intelligence may even rival that of the great apes, which would make them among the most intelligent animals in the world. Hyenas even outperform chimpanzees on some tests, which is pretty damn awesome, considering that chimpanzees are our closest relatives and all.

So yeah, basically hyenas are awesome and badass as well as truly fascinating animals and if you don’t have at least a bit of respect for them you’re wrong.

(Source: a-humble-hyena, via heelerandthehound)

demonic-lionfish:

milliondollarnigga:

magnacarterholygrail:

jayjsupremacy:

phenomenarwhal:

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WELL THEN

(via literarysins)

I was always the one that snapped at them to shut up so I could get it over with and it worked every time because nobody expected that from the shy smart girl that preferred being alone